Funny sayings

1. Thats the way the cookie crumbles!!!

2. Beans beans, their good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel. SO EAT YOUR BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL!!!

3. We wake up, each morning, and go back to bed, we’re tired, we’re angry, we’ll stay home in sted!!!

4. A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasow (I got this from sayings.wordpress.com)

5. i want a turbo hot bacon egg an cheese on a bagle sausage egg and cheese a crusaunt with a bagle lots a creem cheese two donuts and a muffin please!!! (you have to say it really fast)

6.- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

7.- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

8.- Never miss a good chance to shut up.