Funny sayings

1. Thats the way the cookie crumbles!!! 🙂

2. Beans beans, their good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel. SO EAT YOUR BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL!!! 😛

3. We wake up, each morning, and go back to bed, we’re tired, we’re angry, we’ll stay home in sted!!!

4. A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
– Arnold H. Glasow (I got this from

5. i want a turbo hot bacon egg an cheese on a bagle sausage egg and cheese a crusaunt with a bagle lots a creem cheese two donuts and a muffin please!!! (you have to say it really fast)

6.- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

7.- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

8.- Never miss a good chance to shut up.


7 Responses

  1. i dont find those funny

  2. jake thanks for all the stuff you put here that i told you

  3. awsome!!!!!!

  4. those definetly wont make people laugh, they will only
    think what the hay, those arent jokes. now heres a joke

    GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!

  5. unfortunately im not ur loyal friend so ill say…

  6. hahaha suckeddddddddddd

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