Jokes

1.Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Gorila!
Gorila who?
Gorila me a hamberger!!! πŸ™‚

2.(this is a comfersation joke)There was on fish in the shower, one fish in the sink, and one in the toilet. The one in the shower asked the one in the sink “How was your day today?” and the one in the sink said “Fine” and the one in the shower said “Great”. Then the one in the shower asked the one in the toilet “How was you day today?” and the one in the toilet said “Horrible because first it rained then there was a wind storm and then a log fell on my head and last but not least there was a tornado!!! πŸ™‚

3.One small mess for man,
one giant heap (of garbage)
for mankind! πŸ™‚

4.Your so stuipid that you brout a spoon to the superbowl!
(this does not mean you)
5.Your so stuipid you starved in the super market! πŸ™‚

6.Why did the banana visit the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well! πŸ™‚

7. Yo mama is so stuipid that she tripped over a cordless phone!!!
(not your mama) πŸ™‚

8.Your so stuipid you caught a live bat and brought it to your baseball game!!!
(not you) πŸ™‚

9.STUDENT- Miss, Miss can I please go to the toilet??
TEACHER- Yes as soon as you say the ABC!
STUDENT- Ok, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
TEACHER- Where’s the P??
STUDENT- Running down my leg!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

10.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito πŸ™‚

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

11.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are….. you an owl? πŸ™‚

12.Hi, I’m not home right now but my answering machine is, so talk to it instead. πŸ™‚

13.Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, just hang up. πŸ™‚

14.I can’t come to the phone right now because I’m down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills. If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone. If you’re from the Department of the Treasury, please ignore this message. πŸ™‚

15.Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you. πŸ™‚

16.What do you get when you cross a telephone with a very big football player?
A wide receiver! πŸ™‚

17. What do you het when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
FROST BITE!!! πŸ™‚

18.A man is talking to God.

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.” smile!!!
myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics ME!!!!!!!! πŸ™‚

19. What did the blanket say to the bed?
I got you covered! πŸ™‚

c rΒ y
Ha ha!!!

20.My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station.

I have my car towed to work because it’s cheaper than buying gas.

All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.

I saw a guy on the street corner, holding up a hat and a sign that said, β€œWife and 2 Cars to Feed.”

For our vacation this summer, we’re thinking it will be cheaper to just mail the car. πŸ™‚

21. A man was on a train, mumbling to himself, smiling, and then raising his hand. After a moment of silence, he would go through the same process … mumble, smile, raise hand, silence.

A woman was observing this, and after about an hour, she said, β€œPardon me, sir. Is anything wrong?”

β€œOh, no,” the first man replied. β€œIt’s just that long trips get boring so I tell myself jokes.”

β€œBut why, sir,” asked the woman, β€œdo you keep raising your hand?”

β€œWell,” said the man, β€œthat’s to interrupt myself because I’ve heard that one before.”

22. Yo Mama so stuipid she got it by a parked car!

23. Yo Mama gets so sweaty she makes it rain!

24. Yo Mama so stuipid she went to the M&M factory Β and threw out all the W’s!!!

25. Yo Mama so stuipid she said are too to are not all day!

26. Yo Mama so stuipid she went around all day saying Yo Mama so dumb…

27.What did the religious carrot say to the greens?
Lettuce pray

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21 Responses

  1. Yah those are funny!

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  3. funny jokes πŸ™‚

  4. yo wicked site

    editors comment: it would be if more people went to it!!! will you please help me spred the word about my site? Also i really like your blog it has so many ore hiys than i do! πŸ™‚

  5. this is hilarious my cousin is lovely345

  6. Hi, i’m just some random person who wanted some laughs so i came here to take yours… oh and i like the last one, but wouldn’t the blanket say i got you covered and NOT the bed? It just doesn’t make sense.

  7. u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!! one time someone named rockhopper said u suck cause u suck!

  8. Nock Nock

    Whos there?

    Boo

    Boo who?

    Why are you crying? lol

    http://www.slimball2007.wordpress.com

  9. Hey how do you put music in your blog?

    j45baseball2: ok heres how. go to presentoin and go to widgets. in the widgets you can have one of them is songific songspot! choose that click the blue folder thing when you drag it into your sidebar and when the window opens up theres a link. click the link and search for the music you want and when you fnd it click use then it will give you two boxes of code.
    copy and paste the second box of code and go back to your wordpress page and under the title delete the code thats already there and paste the code that you copyed and then press save side bar changes.

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  11. hey hey hey i got another joke but my friends mom accually saw this so its reasl

    here it is

    ok this lady goes to the movies and she sees some open seats, the only seats left, but at the end of the isle she was trying to enter on there was a men lying in a chair looking all beat up. the lady asks “can u plz move?” no answer she asks again “can u plz move?” still no answer. so the lady goes and gets a police in the back of the thieter and the police asks the man to move.no answer.so the police asks the man “where did u come from?” the man lifts his arm and points at the sealing and said “the balcony”. the man had fallen 20 feet from the balcony above. TRUE STORY

  12. thats weird.

  13. ok those are a bit funny

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  15. πŸ˜† this site rox!!

  16. Yo mamas so poor she cant afford a two storie cheerio box. Yo mamas so ugly wen she was a baby they had too tie steak aroun her neck too get the dog too play with her. Yo mamas so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out. Yo mamas so fat The National Weather Ageny has too give names too her farts. ENJOY!

  17. i think ur jokez r hilarious!!! πŸ™‚ keep it up dude, these are awesome. U should go on yo momma. i actually have my own website too. I have to say your is betta then mine! lol! btw my website’s http://kandiigirl.homepagenow.com/ go there peepz! itz awesome! not as awesome as his though. so jealous!!! lol. S P R E A D T H E W O R D ! ! ! LOL PLEEEEZ i love this song too! letz get to the rock sho babiii!!! partii like a rockstar!!! SOULJA BOY!!!! ily ppl bye!! bet myne is the longest comment ever!!!!!! btw i love ?J45baseball or whatever his name is!!! lol not that ur not important and anyone who gives mean comments your just mad and jealous so to people like… Rockhopper get a lyfe homie k? thank Q. i’m done. keepin’ it real babii don’t be a hatah ok rockhopper cuz quite frankly u suck! ooooo just got skooled peace looser rockhopper! peace j45baseball u rock! neva let anyone tell u different!! πŸ™‚

  18. oh and neva change yo website!!! cuz of loosers like rockhopper!

  19. i really love jokes that right now my head falling off

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